• i wish i knew a way to overcome a panic attack
• other way than drinking obvs
• i shouldn’t drink so much
• i really really shouldn’t
• god i love alcohol

• i love joanna
• joanna is my favorite
• i also told her to write “a nice guy who would say ‘i shipped us from the very beginning and we were always my OTP’ out our wedding” in my pefect match section
• 

• but while making it i was high so i typed ‘becon’ instead of ‘bacon’
• my whole life
• fucking ruined

xialloriahn:

adventuresinalcoholism:

xialloriahn:

this outfit + my red hair =

people I feel like today:

• KATE KANE

HOPEFULLY THIS MEANS IT WILL BE A GOOD DAY but probably not.

LET ME BE YOUR RENEE

no wait lan she’s underage you cannot be her renee

LET ME BE YOUR RENEE MONTOOOYYYAAAA

no lan adding a surname won’t change anything you are not supposed to—-

YOU ARE SO PRETTY I WILL LOCK YOU IN MY BASEMENT AND STARE AT YOU FOREVER

goddammit lan we’re fucked and i hate you

IS IT BAD THAT NONE OF THIS POST WORRIES ME except maybe the basement part but as long as there’s internet and food okay

SCREW YOU WORLD WHO ARE YOU TO TELL PEOPLE WHAT’S SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE AND WHAT’S NOT DISNEY DID IT LOOK AT AURORA AND ARIEL AND PROBABLY JASMINE THEY WERE SIXTEEN although I probably wouldn’t look any further into Ariel’s morals past the age part.

But that’s just me.

what if the basement was filled with pillows and comic books and posters of your favorite characters and also look oh there’s a cookie jar in the corner

• joanna when i’m saying “brb making tea” i actually mean “brb opening a bottle of vodka”
• how do you fall for it every single time
• oh joanna
• you’re precious like a newborn lamb

• so of course i went to buy some bread, water, juice, something for dinner —
• 
• i bought motherfucking vodka
• (also got disappointed because they didn’t have my favorite brand) (how sad is that i have a favorite brand of vodka anyway?) (spoiler: if you’re polish it’s not sad at all)
• and i also bought wine
• which i don’t intend to drink
• it’s not even tasty
• i don’t even have a corkscrew
• why did i buy it
• why

TODAY’S STORY: CHIRSTMAS PRESENTS FROM JOANNA

I GOT A FUCKING COLLAGE OF MOTHERFUCKING SPOCK/KIRK this obviously deserved two quality photos the second is my favorite i won’t even lie

i have not fucking idea what is it but i’m eager to find out look i sound like an amateur porn star MAYBE THERE’S CAREER WAITING FOR ME AFTER ALL

i got distracted because seriously ARIEL

MY DEADPOOOOOOLLLLL /behind the scenes secret: i was THIS close to starting making out with it

TIANA’S BRACELETS

i have no idea what is that but i’m down with wearing this every day always

me being ultra gross and rubbing supergirl’s figurine set with my cheek just like an old japanese businessman rubs his face into panties of a teenage girl